The minute my alarm goes off in the morning, I reach for a big stack of bills. Tearing them open with my hands is exhausting. If only the alarm could do double duty as an envelope opener. What a marvelous idea for an invention, but who would think of such a thing?
Psych!! No one, silly. Because that scenario is ridiculous. Nobody needs an alarm clock and letter opener. But someone was silly enough to invent one and now Overstock is trying to pawn them off on us for $11.63. Thanks, but no thanks!