Naughty Word Monday: Slipcover

Today I am featuring the first in a new series of posts on my blog:  Naughty Word Mondays.  When visiting clients, they often use naughty words that make me cringe.  I will share them with you on Mondays in the hopes that they will no longer be in use very soon.

The debut naughty word is slipcover.  Why am I anti-slipcover?  I have 1.5 kids and a dog.  I understand the practicality.  But the schlumpy dumpy look is more than I can stand.  Slipcovers look like granny panties for your furniture.  I don't care if they come from Pottery Barn or Room and Board, in my mind the saggy baggy look is never okay.